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Boyfriend Guide

Journal Entry: Mon Feb 9, 2009, 5:00 AM

-When she walks away from you mad - follow her.
-When she stare's at your lips - kiss her.
-When she pushes you or hits you - grab her & dont let go.
-When she starts cursing at you - kiss her & tell her you love her.
-When shes quiet - ask her whats​ wrong​
​-When she ignores you - give her your attention.
-When she pulls away - pull her back.
-When you see her at her worst - tell her shes beaut​iful.
-When you see her start crying - just hold her & dont say a word.
-When you see her walking - sneak up & hug her waist from behind.
-When shes scared - protect her
-When she lays her head on your shoulder - tilt her head up & kiss her.
-When she steals your favorite hat - let her keep it & sleep with it for a night
-When she teases you - tease her back & make her laugh​
-When she doesnt answer for a long time - reassure every​thing is okay
-When she looks at you with doubt​ - back yourself up with the truth​.
-When she says that she likes you - she really does,​ more than you can understand​.
-When she grabs at your hands​ - hold her and play with her fingers.
-When she bumps into you - bump into her back and make her laugh​
-When she tells you a secret - keep it safe
-When she looks at you in your eyes - don't look away until she does
-WHEN SHE MISSES YOU - SHES HURTING INSIDE
-When you break her heart​ - the pain NEVER really goes away
-When she says its over - she STILL wants you to be hers
-When she repost this bulletin - she wants you to read it
-Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
-DON'T let her have the last word.
-NEVER call her hot. Gorgeous or beautiful is soo much better.
-Say you love her more than she could ever love you
-Argue that she is the best girl ever
-When shes mad hug her tight​ and dont let go
-When she says shes ok dont believe it
-Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
-Treat her like shes all that matters to you.
-Let her know shes important.
-When she runs up at you crying,​ the first​ thing​ you say is;
"​Who'​s butt am I kicki​ng today​,​ baby?​"​

If you do post this in the next four minut​es the one you love will:​
Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you
Guys post as: "I'd be this boy fr​iend"​
Girls​ post as: "​Boy friend guide"



  • Mood: Neglect
  • Listening to: Radio 1
  • Playing: WoW

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:iconmegatrinity:
Wow. Somethin I really, really enjoyed readin, Zozz. =^_^=

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:iconzozzibuns:
n.n If only more guys were like that.

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~Atomic15:iconAtomic15:
aw, you put me in the "check these bizznitches out" bit! thankyou ziggy :D
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-pokes you- ^^
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I've just noticed you've put me up as a 'check these out!' thing... Thanks! ^_^
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Zozzibuns!!! :glomp:
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*grabs an axe and begins chopping away at the tree*
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No... *hides utensils*
Tue Jul 8, 2008, 1:32 AM
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No you want to eat me!!
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"Here kitty kitty kitty!" *Shakes kibbles box*
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@__@ *flees up a tree*
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